Saturday, December 24, 2011 # 4:08 PM
moved
time for bigger and better things
http://uncomfortablepantsincorporated.tumblr.com/
but I'm not deleting this because there's on blog here that I somewhat care for
Friday, December 23, 2011 # 11:54 PM
I met Karkat!
I gotta say, that was a really dedicated roleplayer. Props to them, they stayed perfectly in character.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you Beliebing 'till the end?(;
You: he's only a singer, jegus christ
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IN BELIBING
Stranger: IS THIS SOME SORT OF HUMAN THING?
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU MY NAME?
Stranger: IS THIS STUPID SITE ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PRANKS?
Stranger: BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOG
You: oh shit, I think I broke some sort of wall IGNORE ME
Stranger: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?
Stranger: I DEMAND TO TELL ME THIS INSTANT HUMAN, OR I WILL
Stranger: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
Stranger: MY THINKPAN IS WORKING RIGHT
You: oh, but I do hun. You're very brave and all, I know
You: you went through a lot in just one day
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FUCKASS?
Stranger: YOU HUMANS. JUST. FUUUUCK!
Stranger: YOU MAKE NO SENSE. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT?
You: just shoosh, I made cookies, ya want some?
Stranger: WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GIVE ME COOKIES IF WE'RE ON A WEBSITE
Stranger: DO YOU HUMANS ALWAYS DO THIS
Stranger: OR IS IT JUST ME
Stranger: AM I THAT LUCKY?
You: pfft, i completely forgot that
You: the internet's made me tired
Stranger: I BET IT FUCKING HAS
You: but, it's the thought that counts I guess
Stranger: WITH JUST MY THOUGHT, I CAN PASS GOOD WILL TO ALL
Stranger: BUILD MONUMENTS OF PEACE, PREVENT HORRIBLE MURDERS AND PLANT UNDERSTANDING
Stranger: BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE THOUGHT DOES
Stranger: IT HELPS THINGS
You: anything is possible with IMAGINATION~ :D
Stranger: FUCK YOUR IMAGINATION
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT MY LUSUS
You: but what if i am, i could be crabdad reincarnated into an earth girl
Stranger: THATS FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: YOU HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN
Stranger: IT WOULD TAKE VOLUMES TO EXPLAIN YOUR STUPIDITY
You: stupider things have happened,like John giving you a message in a bucket
You: that boy is so inconsiderate of alien culture
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
You: i'm some sort of magic omnipotent being that knows nearly everything about your adventure
You: don't think to hard about it
Stranger: STOP FUCKING SCREWING WITH ME
Stranger: YOU'RE JOHN, AREN'T YOU?
Stranger: FUCKASS, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
Stranger: MY THINKPAN WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN
You: no, i would have said something about nick cage by now
You: I'm some random 5th human that isn't playing the game
Stranger: I SAID STOP SCREWING WITH ME
Stranger: YOU'RE ALL THE SAME WITH YOUR PRANKS
Stranger: YOU CAN STOP NOW
Stranger: I'VE BEEN DOOBED
Stranger: YOU WON. NOW JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
You: I told you, I'm a random earth girl that knows your adventure, but isn't directly involved with it, I'm just watching it unfold
You: or any of your troll buddies
Stranger: I WILL NOW HUSH
Stranger: GO FUCKING HUSH YOURSELF
You: but i have too many fond giggles to contain
Stranger: YOU ARE CREEPY.
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW THAT
You: well your little rages are adorable
Stranger: DON'T CALL ME ADORABLE.
Stranger: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR FUCKING BLOOD
Stranger: I AM A BEING FAR ABOVE YOU
Stranger: DONT FUCKING LAUGH
You: you're too cute, I just wanna pet you
Stranger: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
You: oh, are your nubby horns sensitive?
You: cause john told me that
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: so I take it that they are?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Stranger: THEY ARE A SYMBOL OF MY STRENGTH
Stranger: NOT SOME SORT OF TICKLE SPOT
Stranger: THEY ARE VERY CUTE
Stranger: THEY'LL BE CUTE WHEN I SHOVE THEM UP YOUR HORNLASS ASS
You: well they aren't sharp like, say, tavros' were. So yes, they're cute
Stranger: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M STILL HERE
Stranger: LISTENING TO TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE YOU KNOW
Stranger: JOHN DOESN'T KNOW
You: I think you like yelling at me, anyone else would've left by now
Stranger: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LUSUS, NOW?
Stranger: AR YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING COMFORT ME?
Stranger: BE A FUCKING SHOULDER FOR ME TO FUCKING CRY ON LIKE A WIGGLER?
You: I think I'll be a birdy lusus. Caw Caw precious babbu
Stranger: YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE TO BE A LUSUS
Stranger: YOU HUMANS DON'T KNOW SHIT
You: I can be whatever I want, troll!Oprah said so
Stranger: THAT'S FUCKING DIFFERENT
Stranger: ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND EPLAIN TO YOU HOW GENETICS WORK
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M CERTAIN HUMANS DON'T EVEN KNOW
You: don't underestimate me :<
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING MENTION
Stranger: AGH! FUCKING HUMANS!
You: are you still dazed and confused by john's?
You: even if i didn't use buckets
Stranger: THAT WASN'T ANYTHING
Stranger: YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You: that was comedy magic and you know it
You: it hit you in the faaaaacccceee~
You: I thought it would land on your head
Stranger: I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU
Stranger: YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT
Stranger: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
You: I am not the windy guy, it's not me
Stranger: TELL HIM TO STOP TELL YOU THIS
Stranger: I KNOW HE'S DOING IT TO MAKE ME CRAZY
You: mission accomplished
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
# 5:09 PM
'A' yay
I was at walmart today, lookin for a snuggie for my big sister and I found Baseketball on DVD for $5! It's my favorite movie, I'm so happy. I saw it out of the corner of my I and I was all "fgstfhg mama, can I have this?" eeeee >u<
Also, I love Dan vs. Have I said that before? Well I am now, have some porn. If I have porn of it, I usually like it
Saturday, December 17, 2011 # 11:48 PM
One less lonely gill
In other news, I ship Justin Bieber/Eridan. ._. yup.
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/b8im2S9qtRrre6wq
Friday, December 16, 2011 # 12:36 AM
Omegle
Ho shit son, I've rediscovered my love for Omegle. Sure there are weirdos and the like, but I was doing the "discuss a thing a third party wrote" and holy crap. You have no idea how thrilling is when it's something homestuck-y. And then the other person disconnects before you can answer :< wweh wweh. I took screen caps!
There was also a thing where I said "He must marry a walrus or remain a boy forever" and stranger said "wwhales are better" and then I was Eridan too. But he was like "Wwait, if you're me.." And I said "Oh cod damnit dave" and then I was all. "Wwell... sloppy clonecest makeouts?" and then other!Eridan stopped being Eridan and started being Rose. Then I forgot how to role play and got disconnected. Even Eridan don't want Eridan!!
Speaking of fishipster
Wednesday, December 14, 2011 # 11:29 PM
Grubs.
Holy fucking shit you guys, I want a grub (Homestuck grubs, not maggot-y ones). You can't even fathom how much I want them, they're cute motherfuckers! I will learn to sew for them. I must.
Also, I saved this as "Fuck yeah teamwork"
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 # 6:11 PM
English
English is fun. I can write secret fanfiction. I had to write a rough draft of an epic poem, I wrote about Terezi killing Vriska and then added her kissing her afterwards, cause I ship it and it was a thing that needed to happen. The best part is that no one can do shit about me writng a lesbian kiss cause our times are modern.
Math is not fun. It makes no fucking sense :<
8luh luh luh~
Thursday, December 8, 2011 # 10:24 PM
I finished
What is this feeling, so sudden and new
I had the moment I caught up with you?
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling,
my face is flushing~
What is this feeling, fervid as a flame?
Does it have a name. Yes, YES
Homestuck!
A huge, comfusing mindfuck!
For your trolls, your kids, your timelines
Let's just say, I love it all
And that's all I remember of that song. But yeah, I am all caught up with Homestuck. It feels weird. I'm proud of myself for catching up in a month or so, but I wanna keep reading :<
More porn, as promised. What's with all the het, brain? Slash'll be posted next time
Monday, December 5, 2011 # 11:57 PM
H4 H4 V3RY FUNNY
I marked my blog as adult because I wanted to make sure the Terezi/Dave thing wouldn't get me in trouble. I can't view my own blog because I put my real age when I signed up. I have to log out to look at it. How ironic.
Edit Ok, so if I post and then hit "view blog" it lets me. Still funny though
# 11:48 PM
Act 6
Feels good man
Also, I've decided that I will randomly post soft-core porn from my collection.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 # 4:19 PM
What are you doing brain?
So I was doodling last night and I drew Tavros. I wanted to draw someone else with him too. I was gonna do Gamzee, but I forget what his symbol looks like. So I drew Aradia. I guess my subconsious ships it. Rustbloods gotta stick together!
Also: That awkward moment when the buds from the baggie of your parents' pot in the kitchen that you thought you'd steal because you're a teen and it's expected of you turns out to be parsley
Monday, November 28, 2011 # 2:40 PM
This is super important
Except that it isn't.
I like memes and I don't care who knows!
•Day One: Your favorite Kid
John! Such a cute and dorky little babby *3*
•Day Two: Your favorite Troll
Terezi. Hmm *looks at blog* who could have guessed?
•Day Three: Your patron Troll
Terezi. hmm Hmm HMM!
•Day Four: Your favorite page[s]
I like the pages when WV first showed up. I love Can Town!
•Day Five: Your favorite flash
Am I a bad person for liking the end of "Equius: Seek the Highb100d"? I love Eq, but I still thought it was pretty cool. I also like the one with Vriska and Terezi where it was all glitchy.
•Day Six: Your favorite song
Idk what it's called, but the one when Dave fights his bro. I think it's been in more than just that, but yeah. So fly! Found it!
This one! Just with less Eminem
•Day Seven: Your favorite Lusus
Seahorsedadfuckyeah!!
•Day Eight: Your favorite Guardian
Bro! I've had dreams about him, he always gives me a pair of his sunglasses. Sometimes Dave's too.
•Day Nine: Your favorite Exile
Wayward Vagabond! He's so cute, I wanna hug him. I like when Gamzee was doing his HONKing and it gets closer and closer and then BEEP! I laughed so hard.
•Day Ten: Your favorite alchemized item
Crosbytop, no doubt
•Day Eleven: Your favorite pesterlog
"I am not a homosexual" "WHATS THAT" "When a boy likes another boy" "YOU HUMANS HAVE A WORD FOR THAT?" Oh John~ Quit lyin'
•Day Twelve: Your favorite planet
Land of Wind and Shade. It's really pretty, even though it has an oil ocean. I guess I just like the blue and black color scheme, it's easy on the eyes.
•Day Thirteen: Derse or Prosphit?
Derse, Prosphit is so bright.
•Day Fourteen: The Midnight Crew or The Felt?
Uhm *barely paid attention to the intermission* I guess MC. They seem awright.
•Day Fifteen: Doc Scratch or Bec Noir?
Bec Noir soley for the reason that he doesn't type in white... and he has a face.
•Day Sixteen: Favorite member of The Midnight Crew/The Felt
Uhhhhh that one lady, Sn0wman, I think. She's pretty.
•Day Seventeen: Favorite Derse Agent
What's an agent again? *Looks up* Authority Regulator I guess
•Day Eighteen: Favorite Overall Character
Bro or Terezi. Brorezi!
•Day Nineteen: A post dedicated to your Moirail
Emily, who will never find this probably, thanks for being there for me. I know I don't visit enough, but I'm still glad you're my friend. My only friend actually. I love you so much <>
•Day Twenty: A post dedicated to your Matesprit
Never had one. I could've, but he never told me and then he moved on. It was like a sitcom, two people like each other, but no one is brave enough to say it.
•Day Twenty-One: A post dedicated to your Auspitice[s]
I guess that would be my mom, she's the Auspitice for my dad and I sometimes, sometimes I'm the Auspitice for her and my dad. Thanks mama o8<
•Day Twenty-Two: A post dedicated to your Kismesis
I had an unrequited Kismesis. He got murdered almost a year ago, a full year next month. I miss him a lot, even if he was mean to me. He would have been the best Kismesis ever <3<
•Day Twenty-Three: Your favorite Flash Game
The one with John and the salamanders. Rumpled Head Object, go!!
•Day Twenty-Four: The saddest death
I guess Feferi. I knew it would happen because of spoilers I heard before I started reading, but it was so sudden. Although I can't not think of Doctor Horrible when I think of Eridan's science stick rampage. "Look at him, not a word. Hammer meet nail!" glub glub
•Day Twenty-Five: Your intro into Homestuck
I heard about it through a couple people I watch on DA posting fanart. I tried to get into it then, but I didn't get it and quit after a few pages. Then Ewim on Tumblr got into it and was going on about Jade, but I still didn't care. Then someone showed her "Blue Lips" and I was all "Fuck it, I'm reading this"
•Day Twenty-Six: Your favorite Ancestor
Who ever Kanaya's is. Idk why but I really really like her.
•Day Twenty-Seven: Your favorite set of horns
Sollux's just cause he's got more than everyone else.
•Day Twenty-Eight: One character you'd want to know in real life
Tavros. All the other trolls, kids, and everyone else seem like they would annoy or scare me after a while. But I think Tav would just be a big sweetheart }:)
•Day Twenty-Nine: One character you could kill
No! I could never do that! I could never...
kill everyone. Honestly, I don't hate anyone that much. Even the bad guys.
•Day Thirty: A message for Andrew Hussie
I'M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
