Friday, December 23, 2011 # 11:54 PM
I met Karkat!
I gotta say, that was a really dedicated roleplayer. Props to them, they stayed perfectly in character.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you Beliebing 'till the end?(;
You: he's only a singer, jegus christ
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IN BELIBING
Stranger: IS THIS SOME SORT OF HUMAN THING?
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU MY NAME?
Stranger: IS THIS STUPID SITE ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PRANKS?
Stranger: BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOG
You: oh shit, I think I broke some sort of wall IGNORE ME
Stranger: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?
Stranger: I DEMAND TO TELL ME THIS INSTANT HUMAN, OR I WILL
Stranger: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
Stranger: MY THINKPAN IS WORKING RIGHT
You: oh, but I do hun. You're very brave and all, I know
You: you went through a lot in just one day
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FUCKASS?
Stranger: YOU HUMANS. JUST. FUUUUCK!
Stranger: YOU MAKE NO SENSE. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT?
You: just shoosh, I made cookies, ya want some?
Stranger: WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GIVE ME COOKIES IF WE'RE ON A WEBSITE
Stranger: DO YOU HUMANS ALWAYS DO THIS
Stranger: OR IS IT JUST ME
Stranger: AM I THAT LUCKY?
You: pfft, i completely forgot that
You: the internet's made me tired
Stranger: I BET IT FUCKING HAS
You: but, it's the thought that counts I guess
Stranger: WITH JUST MY THOUGHT, I CAN PASS GOOD WILL TO ALL
Stranger: BUILD MONUMENTS OF PEACE, PREVENT HORRIBLE MURDERS AND PLANT UNDERSTANDING
Stranger: BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE THOUGHT DOES
Stranger: IT HELPS THINGS
You: anything is possible with IMAGINATION~ :D
Stranger: FUCK YOUR IMAGINATION
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT MY LUSUS
You: but what if i am, i could be crabdad reincarnated into an earth girl
Stranger: THATS FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: YOU HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN
Stranger: IT WOULD TAKE VOLUMES TO EXPLAIN YOUR STUPIDITY
You: stupider things have happened,like John giving you a message in a bucket
You: that boy is so inconsiderate of alien culture
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
You: i'm some sort of magic omnipotent being that knows nearly everything about your adventure
You: don't think to hard about it
Stranger: STOP FUCKING SCREWING WITH ME
Stranger: YOU'RE JOHN, AREN'T YOU?
Stranger: FUCKASS, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
Stranger: MY THINKPAN WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN
You: no, i would have said something about nick cage by now
You: I'm some random 5th human that isn't playing the game
Stranger: I SAID STOP SCREWING WITH ME
Stranger: YOU'RE ALL THE SAME WITH YOUR PRANKS
Stranger: YOU CAN STOP NOW
Stranger: I'VE BEEN DOOBED
Stranger: YOU WON. NOW JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
You: I told you, I'm a random earth girl that knows your adventure, but isn't directly involved with it, I'm just watching it unfold
You: or any of your troll buddies
Stranger: I WILL NOW HUSH
Stranger: GO FUCKING HUSH YOURSELF
You: but i have too many fond giggles to contain
Stranger: YOU ARE CREEPY.
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW THAT
You: well your little rages are adorable
Stranger: DON'T CALL ME ADORABLE.
Stranger: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR FUCKING BLOOD
Stranger: I AM A BEING FAR ABOVE YOU
Stranger: DONT FUCKING LAUGH
You: you're too cute, I just wanna pet you
Stranger: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
You: oh, are your nubby horns sensitive?
You: cause john told me that
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: so I take it that they are?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Stranger: THEY ARE A SYMBOL OF MY STRENGTH
Stranger: NOT SOME SORT OF TICKLE SPOT
Stranger: THEY ARE VERY CUTE
Stranger: THEY'LL BE CUTE WHEN I SHOVE THEM UP YOUR HORNLASS ASS
You: well they aren't sharp like, say, tavros' were. So yes, they're cute
Stranger: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M STILL HERE
Stranger: LISTENING TO TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE YOU KNOW
Stranger: JOHN DOESN'T KNOW
You: I think you like yelling at me, anyone else would've left by now
Stranger: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LUSUS, NOW?
Stranger: AR YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING COMFORT ME?
Stranger: BE A FUCKING SHOULDER FOR ME TO FUCKING CRY ON LIKE A WIGGLER?
You: I think I'll be a birdy lusus. Caw Caw precious babbu
Stranger: YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE TO BE A LUSUS
Stranger: YOU HUMANS DON'T KNOW SHIT
You: I can be whatever I want, troll!Oprah said so
Stranger: THAT'S FUCKING DIFFERENT
Stranger: ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND EPLAIN TO YOU HOW GENETICS WORK
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M CERTAIN HUMANS DON'T EVEN KNOW
You: don't underestimate me :<
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING MENTION
Stranger: AGH! FUCKING HUMANS!
You: are you still dazed and confused by john's?
You: even if i didn't use buckets
Stranger: THAT WASN'T ANYTHING
Stranger: YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You: that was comedy magic and you know it
You: it hit you in the faaaaacccceee~
You: I thought it would land on your head
Stranger: I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU
Stranger: YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND AND TELL PEOPLE ABOUT
Stranger: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
You: I am not the windy guy, it's not me
Stranger: TELL HIM TO STOP TELL YOU THIS
Stranger: I KNOW HE'S DOING IT TO MAKE ME CRAZY
You: mission accomplished
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
